Gerard Way.
Shirtless.
No, listen. I've got it all figured out.
It has become my mission in life to let him know that it would end all the world's suffering. Seriously. Kids in ethiopia won't be starving and there will be no global warming and it will mean WORLD PEACE. And Gerard is all about saving lives. This is like, the biggest life saving thing EVER in the history of THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
So it shouldn't be too hard to convince him. even if i have to chrlorofom him and take the pictures my damn self while he's passed out. Wait. What? I never said nothing... (You guys know that wasn't serious, right? I mean, mostly.)
And no fake photoshopped pictures either. No cheaping out on us, Mr. Way. Those poor Ethiopian kids can tell the difference between photoshop and real shirtless Gerard Way pics.
The entire world will be too overwhelmed and in a haze of *OMG THE SEX* to do anything evil or untoward to eachother. it will be amazing. Seriously. UTOPIA.
GERARD, THINK OF THE KIDS! WORLD FUCKING PEACE.
Now remove your shirt before I knock you out and do it for you.
Posted on 01/20/2008 2:13 PM
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